Selig: concussed or senile? NFL investigates.

+1000

Or electrify the railings

This.

Apparently you've never heard of the College Park archives.

So you're arguing that PEDs that draw suspensions should be made legal. HGH does not hit home runs, it allows for players to play at their natural capacity. Same with steroids, really. They don't hit home runs.

In a sport that awards players for "plate appearances," being able to play is a statistic and thus "performance." Gibson would not have been able to play without drugs. Drugs enhanced Gibson's performance by allowing him to play. You don't have to be elevated to superhuman abilities to be considered "enhanced" by…

Former college football star shows signs of past concussions.

If he took painkillers and they allowed him to perform, vs. the option of not being able to play had he not, then the painkillers enhanced his performance.

Try bringing a purse larger than 4" x 6" or a seat cushion with a zippered pocket and you'll see what ownership gets you. Denied entrance. Fuck the billion dollar Packers. I say that having grown up two blocks from Lambeau.

No ties on the sidelines, all coaches must be in licensed nylon jumpsuits. Wearing ties in football, what do you think this is, the Dallas football Cowboys.

Interns built the pyramids

some one needs to put cross country skiis on this guy.

If this man is lost, drop in any mailbox. Postage guaranteed.

Hall of famer Kirby Puckett's stream of mistresses on team flights, fun with public urination and trial for false imprisonment and sexual assault?

How about David Justice beating up on Halle Berry?

"If loving you is wrong, then give me a lifetime suspension."

The couple in happier times.

214? What is Josh Hamilton and his batting average doing in here?