Much Adu about nothing.

Baseball's version of Hitler vs Stalin still at a a stalemate.

who doesn't pass or play defense

Solicitor. Aka salesman?

When having your name and address printed in 10,000 phone books....

I once provided a 3 page document to the EPA then requested the same document from them via FOIA. It took 30 days for them to process my request and cost me $14 For an email. A nice little test that told me everything I needed to know about government.

Or his brother fick face?

Geoff Jenkins is not impressed.

I blame the f-i-r-e-i-n-c-a-i-r-o

Let them eat Pizza Pizza

Theyre called shotguns.

Good thing the kids still have clean 150 and 200 million dollar players tup idolize like dRug free Josh Hamilton and Pujols.

US Mutant Ninja Turtles. Never gets old.

John Hinkley didn't take half the beating that this guy took.

Resisting having a knee driven through his throat from the back of his neck and resisting being smothered with sweet Georgia clay.

Pujols.

Only because he didn't have a dog to shoot.

Nothing like tearing a guy's head off and crushing his skull.

dont worry fans. Brewers still have one star who's on the juice.

Nope, but now he has no excuse for not winning it in 2013. 265, 319, 385, who do we appreciate? Matt Kemp, Matt Kemp, Maaaaaaaatt Kemp!