No ties on the sidelines, all coaches must be in licensed nylon jumpsuits. Wearing ties in football, what do you think this is, the Dallas football Cowboys.

Interns built the pyramids

some one needs to put cross country skiis on this guy.

If this man is lost, drop in any mailbox. Postage guaranteed.

Hall of famer Kirby Puckett's stream of mistresses on team flights, fun with public urination and trial for false imprisonment and sexual assault?

How about David Justice beating up on Halle Berry?

"If loving you is wrong, then give me a lifetime suspension."

The couple in happier times.

214? What is Josh Hamilton and his batting average doing in here?

Much Adu about nothing.

Baseball's version of Hitler vs Stalin still at a a stalemate.

who doesn't pass or play defense

Solicitor. Aka salesman?

When having your name and address printed in 10,000 phone books....

I once provided a 3 page document to the EPA then requested the same document from them via FOIA. It took 30 days for them to process my request and cost me $14 For an email. A nice little test that told me everything I needed to know about government.

Or his brother fick face?

Geoff Jenkins is not impressed.

I blame the f-i-r-e-i-n-c-a-i-r-o

Let them eat Pizza Pizza