Theyre called shotguns.

Good thing the kids still have clean 150 and 200 million dollar players tup idolize like dRug free Josh Hamilton and Pujols.

US Mutant Ninja Turtles. Never gets old.

John Hinkley didn't take half the beating that this guy took.

Resisting having a knee driven through his throat from the back of his neck and resisting being smothered with sweet Georgia clay.

Pujols.

Only because he didn't have a dog to shoot.

Nothing like tearing a guy's head off and crushing his skull.

dont worry fans. Brewers still have one star who's on the juice.

Nope, but now he has no excuse for not winning it in 2013. 265, 319, 385, who do we appreciate? Matt Kemp, Matt Kemp, Maaaaaaaatt Kemp!

Jersey courtesy Milwaukee public Schools.

Stand your ground +1

Fuck you.

I hated Oprah until my wife took me to a taping in Chicago during her last season. Hundreds of women, two gay men, another guy who clearly didn't want to be there and me. Oprah is shockingly charming when the camera is not running. I mean really kind and generous and maybe even genuine. If it was an act, it's…

A dumbbell

First they came for Kevin Maas and I said nothing, then they came for Chris Shelton....

America's coal fired bomber

Complete with Hello My Name Is... on the lapel.

The league requires you to have a well rounded and developed academic brain before you are concussed into oblivion and kicked to the curb covered only by taxpayer funded healthcare. That NFL, it's a heckuva non-profit organization. A pillar of western civilization.

Sorry. No bites.