Once the White House is compliant with the AGCA,* I think we’ll see him make that trip more often.

Don’t worry. Some of us are still upset about Surya Bonaly.

State of the Union

This dude has to check in with his white rage necromancer Stephen Miller before he can sign anything, but it’s the democrats that are beholden to an extremist base?

Because they couldn’t make Black Widow movie.

every time I see an Ivanka Trump logo slashed through and on the mega-clearance section at Marshalls, my grinchy little heart grows three sizes.

Coherent directing and editing?

Probably not getting a wedding invite either.

Rich widow, poor widow, black widow... We’ll take whatever form we can get!

Dwight’s a dick. A very photogenic, allergy-prone dick.

They summon eels and make them spell everything out like subtitles.

Things the Oscars will do:

I wish people would check comment history. Thank you. Public service.

Here’s the thing, though. At some point, somebody on this show is gonna die. Someone important. (Sorry, Bob and Barb.) It’s only a matter of time before one of the gang bites the dust, but who will it be?

They were already in church; how many more prayers do they need?? It’s time for more action and less praying.

Man, if anywhere was going to have a magical bulletproof blanket of thoughts and prayers, it’d be a church on Sunday morning. I’m starting to get the sense that maybe those thoughts and prayers aren’t working as intended.

Trump absolutely does not know the word “apoplectic”....

Don’t forget Andy Signore, the creator of Screen Junkies!

The neutral pocket dimension beneath a shapeless time void just happened to be unguarded? Michael can blame it on good being stupid all he wants, but my theory is The Good Place knows exactly what Michael is up to and is letting him do it to see if he can become a better not person.