Yeah, I’m sure the feel much better now.

when Trump dies I so want (and somehow know in my heart) that we’ll live the Veep finale and that Trumps funeral with be supplanted by some celebrity’s death. That Trump will NOT get the ratings, that he’ll be bumped from prime time, and the famed “he will be missed” quote will roll off of newscasters’ tongues…

I’m really beginning to doubt her commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Right after he rides a T Rex into orbit to bring down the Jewish space lasers with his bare hands.

This has already happened. There is a large subset of anti-vaxxers who now wear masks in public because they are afraid of breathing in the proteins that the vaccinated shed when they breathe. 

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s …

I think it's time for the left to arm up.

I’ve got my coffee table soaking in the bathtub just in case....

Don’t cry for me ALABAMAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I also want Harris as the AG, mostly because I want her to track down every last POS who was part of this administration and nail them right to the fucking wall. Tell Bill Barr to hit the treadmill because orange jumpsuits are not flattering to full-figured men. Toss Jared and Ivanka in the same cell, because those…

Preach.

. . . including a rare 1560 stipo a bambocci carved wooden cabinet made in Genoa and a Louis XIII homme-debout (“standing man”) armoire, so named because, during the Reign of Terror, a gentleman could hide inside one.

“But...but...who will think of the women?!”

“Did these knee-length skirts just call me the n word? I think they might have!”

I feel bad for the sex workers who sleep with these women's husbands.

Mark this day on the calendar. This is the day Trump gave up even pretending he cares what happens with the pandemic and basically told the American people they have to risk death for sake of the economy. Now, he’s got a campaign to run and he’s not letting you or me possibly ending up in an ICU or a casket slow him…

So how does that work if your mail-order wife dies in a pandemic? Is that covered under warranty, or what?

That BO smell in EVERY GameStop would kill the Coronavirus in seconds.  

it’s part of her Mumbai Massacre collection