Esther - “A source tells me that Melania Trump’s Be Best initiative folded immediately after Thunberg updated her Twitter bio.”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Yeah but it gets more interesting. Among the guys who took him down were a Polish chef who took down a narwhal tusk from the wall of his restaurant and used it as a weapon, and a man who got a day off from serving a life sentence for killing a young girl. You couldn’t make it up.

This is all about the differences in their respective public images.

Then I want Tiffany Trump to rise up and reveal herself as a progressive elven queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love her and despair!

Trump: “Who do you like more, the country or the hispanics?”

Any word on Dick Cheney’s whereabouts?

Can’t believe no one has mentioned Bruce Willis. SJP made “Striking Distance” with him, released in 1993. Lousy movie, don’t bother.

Them: All I know is, if you’re gonna tell me that a child is going to travel the world for eight years training and learning to become a master fighter, I’ll tell you’re being ridiculous.

Regarding the “Last Hearth” wall art...

“It is very sad to see the daughters of the diseased [sic] mourning the loss of their father, and worse still, only being able to recover very little of his remains.”

And, yet, the crime that is her eyebrows will go unpunished.

I love the twists and turns in the Congressional Cardi B thread! Surreal.

Oh please. Ivanka’s lungs were probably made in China out of a polyester/rayon itchy blend that will tear and/or shrink the first time anyone uses them. Bonus: even though they’d original cost $900, you could find them in the discount bin at TJ Maxx for $5.99.

Remember, these are ‘ketchup on steak’ tastebuds we’re talking about, here. He’d give a Michelin star to an actual tire.

I’ve read it. I understand it as the insane ramblings of an aristocracy in the midst of its own suicide. Or maybe strong evidence that nepotism is a terrible basis for a system of government. At no point would I quote it, for I find it distasteful.

I’m not sure he’s got the temperament to be a night manager at Wendy’s, after what I saw yesterday. I get the sense that Kav really, really really resents women. Because he couldn’t get one in high school, and all his buddies could. Despite the fact that he was smart, lifted weights, played sports, was captain of the…

They’ll blame her for going to the party and then in the next breath ask why she didn’t report it sooner.

“Unless there’s something more, no, I’m not going to ruin Judge Kavanaugh’s life over this”

I’ve been saying since last June, Eric is going to be the only one to get out of this--not because he’s smarter, but because everyone thinks he’s so dumb, so while they were all taking secret meetings in Trump Tower, he was riding his Big Wheels around in the hallway, wondering where everyone was, and why all the…