Feel free to vomit as much as you want, bitch. Because the rest of us who vomit every time Republicans fucking celebrate when our children are shot dead by the police, support racist gerrymandering, support a president with a long and storied history of racial discrimination, make life hell on earth for immigrants,…

It give Huckleberry two additional days to work on her “perplexed cow” face.

You’re definitely not the only one any more.

There, FTFY.

That’s why he and Mel only have one kid

Gorka is what happenes when Stephen Segal’s pony tail and Herman Goering have a baby with fetal alcohol syndrome. I could not agree with you more.

Bury them at sea like Bin Ladin so their gravesites don’t draw a terrorist presence.

‘For every CEO that drops out of the Manufacturing Council, I have many to take their place. Grandstanders should not have gone on. JOBS!’

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.

Panel 1:

Scaramucci also, for some reason, addressed rumors that he’s been sleeping with Fox News anchor Stone Kimberly Guilfoyle’s, saying they “are very close friends but nothing more,” and that he “is way too short for Kimberly.”

Hey...it sounds like you’re finally catching on. Paul Ryan is a total cunt of the 2nd highest order (there is no way he can compete with the butternut Turd).

“The president weighed in just as any father would based on the limited information that he had.”

“letting them know the vote had put Alaska’s future with the administration in jeopardy,”

what does that leave wall-eyed HucksterBee?

They also gave Session’s booster seat to charity so....

I’m pretty sure Putin already did

Haha, retweeting the Washington Times. Yes, folks, the President of the United States’ best line of defence against critics and possible impeachment comes from the fucking Moonies.