I so desperately want to see Don Jr. being frog-marched across a parking lot by two muscle dummies with ex-military fades on live TV.

Looks like they’re Russian out of excuses.

Thou shall not steal motherfuckers. Which commandment is this one?

god I feel horrible for laughing at this...I’ll see myself out...

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.

“We have our doubts, but we are both certain that the man is not mentally equipped to continue watching our show.”

Don’t forget the other type of person in Trump’s world besides bleeders. Leakers.

The only question I have after Donald’s tweet targeting Brzezinski is when does Twitter actually step in and consider this hate speech and ban him? I know slim to none since Donald is a person of power, but damn. This and Loesch’s NRA ad essentially calling for civil war are making me wonder if all minorities should…

She didn’t have a bleeding face.

Oh totally! Check out the technique:

I hope superbear will come into existence and cause the extinction of our species. We deserve it. I just also hope they start by mauling Betsy DeVos to death.

Next time someone asks me to donate to a gofundme I’m telling them I voted for a government where this wouldn’t have been necessary.

Y’all, Pence just hired private counsel.

Agreed. I have very little to no sympathy for these people. Someone over on Fusion’s article on this said they’d much rather see it be GOP politicians gunned down than innocent elementary school students and that’s pretty much my thought as well. Let some people who have helped commit legislative atrocities get gunned…

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

In fairness, you really don’t know how well or how poorly Steve Bannon speaks English.

I SAW STEVE BANNON WITH THE DEVIL!

I’ll address the elephant in the room: men. Male violence. Toxic masculinity.