How can anyone respect that bunglecunt Cruz when he rolled over and showed his soft, white belly to trump after trump insulted his wife and father and Cruz then took his fucking wife and daughter to have dinner with trump? Fuck that weasely shit stain.

Short version: Rules are for little people.

He’s one triggering event away from going full Ben Horne in Twin Peaks (why yes I’ve been marathoning the first 2 seasons) and staging a fever dream refighting of the Civil War.

We are living in an Oliver Stone movie. That has got to be the only explanation at this point.

That would be just fine.

Does he know Edie Sedgewick was an incorrigible drug addict who died at 28?

I vote Aidy Bryant for Huckabee Sanders

You forgot Kuffs. And Mobsters. Dang we suffered through a lot of bad Christian Slater movies. Was it the hair? The smirk?

BREAKING: America dead, wrapped in plastic.

I’m happy to see Al Pacino and David Gest’s baby has grown up and is doing well.

If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.

Some days I can expound on my hate for this asshole in an elegant way. Not today. All I can must is that I hope this fucker gets ousted from office in the most humiliating way possible and causes the Trump name to be reviled in perpetuity.

The same number as the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin.

How many villains from Die Hard can we cram into one administration?

Arbeit macht Holocaust Centers.

Will Trump intervene on behalf of these beautiful babies?