We are living in an Oliver Stone movie. That has got to be the only explanation at this point.

That would be just fine.

Does he know Edie Sedgewick was an incorrigible drug addict who died at 28?

I vote Aidy Bryant for Huckabee Sanders

You forgot Kuffs. And Mobsters. Dang we suffered through a lot of bad Christian Slater movies. Was it the hair? The smirk?

BREAKING: America dead, wrapped in plastic.

I’m happy to see Al Pacino and David Gest’s baby has grown up and is doing well.

If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.

Some days I can expound on my hate for this asshole in an elegant way. Not today. All I can must is that I hope this fucker gets ousted from office in the most humiliating way possible and causes the Trump name to be reviled in perpetuity.

The same number as the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin.

How many villains from Die Hard can we cram into one administration?

Arbeit macht Holocaust Centers.

Will Trump intervene on behalf of these beautiful babies?

This just dawned on me. Jared Kushner looks like Orin from Parks and Rec.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

He, like most of Trump’s people, is bored unless people are waving dollar bills in his face, much like a stripper.