We are living in an Oliver Stone movie. That has got to be the only explanation at this point.

That would be just fine.

Does he know Edie Sedgewick was an incorrigible drug addict who died at 28?

I vote Aidy Bryant for Huckabee Sanders

I remember reading about how Suspiria was scary because of just how bizarre and unexplained things were. Like, at one point, a woman tries to escape out a window and ends up falling into a room filled with barbed wire. Why is there barbed wire? No reason, it’s just there so that she’ll become entangled and die a…

Trash Panda.

You forgot Kuffs. And Mobsters. Dang we suffered through a lot of bad Christian Slater movies. Was it the hair? The smirk?

BREAKING: America dead, wrapped in plastic.

I’m happy to see Al Pacino and David Gest’s baby has grown up and is doing well.

If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.

Adorable Rebel scum.

I will say this: Some big budget movies can ONLY be watched with the riffs.

Some days I can expound on my hate for this asshole in an elegant way. Not today. All I can must is that I hope this fucker gets ousted from office in the most humiliating way possible and causes the Trump name to be reviled in perpetuity.

The same number as the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin.

How many villains from Die Hard can we cram into one administration?

Arbeit macht Holocaust Centers.

Will Trump intervene on behalf of these beautiful babies?

This just dawned on me. Jared Kushner looks like Orin from Parks and Rec.