Assistant Bank Manager. This isn’t a story I tell often, I was a floating teller/CSR for a bank filling in at a local branch. The head teller, a sweet older woman who retired a few years later, sneezed really loud. I joked that I was surprised by how loud her sneeze was. The asst. manager comments “Well you know what…

Nope, his level of snowflakeness is all male. Poor, little boy had to realize not everything is there to make him happy or comfortable.

Joe Arpiao.

It!!

I’m going to play devil’s advocate here. I don’t think Kai (Evan Peters) is a Trump supporter, I think he is just self-serving. He understands the power he can get by fear. He sees Trump’s win as a way to harness the fear, I could see him celebrating with either outcome. If Hillary had won, he would have used the fear…

Have you seen Tiger Bay? She stars with her father in it. Worth tracking down.

You can tell you should be your friends if you just tap two sticks (or pencils together in the workplace) and tell people you are keeping the mountain lions away. Those who stand in awe and ask if you just quoted The Parent Trap instantly become your friend. This is seriously how a coworker became one of my best…

Gorka resigns

I wish they actually did this. It would be a quick and efficient way to thin out their numbers.

The original made $70 million on a budget of under $20 million. This will make money overseas.

I’m pretty sure the race for smallest penis will be won by either Cheetolini or Kim Jong Un.

Now they just need to get rid of Jeffrey Lord and I’ll consider watching one of CNN’s panels without the fear of throwing something through my TV.

He’s a white male. Mediocrity has been good enough throughout history for his kind.....

Yes, but even possessed Leland was saner and more articulate the Scaramucci.

“a relatively small one” a phrase I am sure the Cheeto is used to hearing in many circumstances.

...spin to be a demonstration of his virility.. barf!!!!

God, you are so right. All the news is that he is becoming more and more secluded. How full of karma would it be that he becomes even more closed off because everyone around him starts getting locked up. It would be lovely.

When W.’s Chief ethics attorney is throwing around the word treason, it might be a good time for Cheeto to remind his son that Executive privilege and protection from prosecution won’t apply to him too.

Yeah, but the lost salary is more than made up for in gross comments, insults, tantrums, and learing from the Predator in Chief... right?