Leslie Jones has practiced and would be an even better choice.

Would that make him a reformon?

Pondering the feasibility of medical facilities asking for voting cards and treating Democrats right away meanwhile stating to Republicans you chose a path that means you must pay before services are rendered.

I just sent out a message to family stating, if they feel they may need medicaid or assistance should they need a nursing home they need to gather the funds themselves since I will not be helping as I am still struggling to make ends meet thanks to the long term recovery from dealing with their support of trickle down…

Best. Birthday. Gift. Ever.

I didn’t realize Huckabee still had a kid this young.....

Sadly, I’m expecting this to lead to a conversation about assault rifles. Because if there is anything we have learned is that you have to impact Republicans directly for them to give a shit. It took Reagan being shot to bring about gun control before, I can see it happening again. So to put it in context, a…

The Repugs worship two things. Guns and money.

But refuses to even consider that the tornadoes that regularly decimate the Bible Belt may be his God telling his ilk to knock it the fuck off.

Thank you for introducing me to the word bunglecunt.

I only hope that Mr. Ademuri has never nor ever will know the touch of a woman....unless it is a closed fist to his face or obviously very small penis.

I assume this means that CNN will immediately begin the search for Anderson Cooper’s next co-host that makes him giggle for New Year’s Eve. I suggest just giving the mic to Don Lemon and keeping him in NOLA.

I think their defense is going to be “You have to have ethics to violate them and as you can see we are all devoid of even the most basic ethical code.”

You know who else isn’t incredibly likeable? Angela Merkel. Doesn’t look like she cares that she wasn’t all soft and likeable? No. Why? Because there is work to be done and she understands her job is to work for the country that elected her.

Kellyanne?????

God, conservative men are such sensitive little snowflakes.

I was just thinking the same thing....

Kate? Aidy Bryant for Sanders.

God, my girl crush has been and always will be Asia Argento.

Untamed Heart, never forget the horror that was Untamed Heart.