His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

Wait, why are you pointing people to places where they can download the apps?

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

Boris looks like a low rent trump impersonator.

“the staffer reportedly changed his mind about pressing charges after receiving the first pick in his fantasy football draft.”

In which Ghazali finds out fair treatment from the US justice system doesn’t apply to dark immigrants - no matter how straight your nose or hair is...

Good god, that’s exactly where this is headed isn’t it? We’re going to be discussing whether he completed the process of the clap and completed a non-clap football move.

I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap. 

Billionaires gonna billionaire I guess.

Yeah, wishing that Trump has a heart attack or a stroke doesn’t exactly warrant a secret service visit but if they are stopping by, can you bring a pizza with you ?

What dream? Buying a bunch of cars that you’re not driving and you’re probably not even looking at them much anymore because they’re all jammed together? I appreciate cars, but not when they’re just tossed in a shed and nothing is done with them. I’d rather have 10 cars in good running order that I can enjoy than 250…

Yeah Grandpa! Cut the cord and embrace purchasing 80 different subscriptions to streaming services until a new paradigm arrives that packages all the streaming services together in a sort of package, offered maybe by the service that provides your internet and it can be fed to your TV through a cable. That's it! We'll…

Big hit to Santa Anita. Hollendorfer’s horses were the glue that held that place together.

Not pictured, the too hard shelf and the too soft shelf.

Casually trying to burn the entire internet to the ground on a Friday afternoon is not very chill.  People might have previously had weekend plans they now have to cancel!

The best part is that there were probably a lot of people eating these real burgers and saying, “wow, these bullshit, non-meat abominations actually taste like the real thing!”

My wife and I once installed a toilet correctly after watching a YouTube video.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I didn’t read it. I would just assume the chef thinks you’re an asshhole