Avengers 4: It’s Just A Flesh Wound

Avengers 4: I’m not dead yet. I feel fine.

Especially for 1n <2:00 video where you could easily have quoted the content into an article, because there’s barely anything more substantial than just the summarized footage.

Fuck autoplay videos and fuck “articles” telling me to watch the video.

I think I'll wait until after work to Google that

Imagine being so under the spell of your own bullshit that a shallow, dumb movie like American Hustle actually affects your psyche.

“Amy doesn’t want to live in this character again”

For anyone new to Legends and want to catch up, please for your own sanity, skip season 1, start with season 2.

“Mom! Dad’s on the computer again!”

It is not hyperbole to say it might be the most hated software product Microsoft has ever produced

Boy I really want to live in the sweet land of milk and honey that is the universe where this is actually the worst tweet ever.

Exactly. It’s an incredibly competitive business and when you’re putting up $100 M for a single film, you don’t take chances. That’s why they call them movie stars.

“...extra bonus points should be given for continuing your routine in total darkness.”

“Please rate or like this VACANT LOT you were at THREE NIGHTS AGO. Also, give us your impressions of the INDUSTRIAL GRADE 50 GALLON BARREL you purchased at LOWES. Would you recommend?

Problem is, buddy, you could have perfectly valid reasons for not liking the movie.

On the one hand, I entirely agree; on the other hand, it feels like progress that we got a line of action figures that are 40% female characters.

No Misty Knight? This is bullshit!

As an Android user I look forward to google pushing this initiative SUPER hard for a year and then completely abandoning it 

That’s what I clicked for. I want my click back.