I once walked up to a girl in the club and asked her straight out. "Do I have any chance with you?" She looked me up and down and came back with "NO." I thanked her for not wasting my time and moved on. I remember this being one of the most productive meetings I've ever had in the club.

Which apparently stars a different actress. That's Jennifer Lewis in the gif. Lorreta Devine is in lottery ticket. They're in a lot of movies together.

Grunky Peep has the most amazing mustache I have ever seen, real or fake.

I think that movie where Bow-wow had the lotto ticket.

This joke gets better the more I think about it.

Too soon..

Pretty sure that one has been destroyed already.

Sad, but true fact. I thought Fat Joe was dead until I read this post.

Thanks, I went back and re-read the Wiki and what I needed was in the first paragraph. I'd skipped over that on my initial skim.

Can someone explain to me what Occam's razor is? I read the Wiki and still left confused.

Here are some analogies for you.

Who is Higby and why do I care about him getting shanked?

Miss Universe, Sag Awards, Royal Rumble, and Sons of Liberty are all trending more than the ProBowl right now.

You get it as a gift for that guy who follows the Seahawks or at least have claimed them this year.

You could always refer to your partner as "bae". I mean you'll want to vomit after the word escapes your lips, but with continued use it'll only leave you with a mild heartburn. :)

So everytime I throw/drop my phone the flash will come on?

Drugs, the answer is drugs.

Be sure to put it in your Wife's/Husband/GF/BF/Life partner/significant other/Friend with benefit/etc..'s name.

Be sure to put it in your Wife's/Husband/GF/BF/Life partner/significant other/Friend with benefit/etc..'s name.

They'll still be in the AFC east. So it's not likely.

To quote John Madden" The only thing a prevent defense prevents, is winning."