Now, now, you are both right.

Accurate.

Multiply by 3 then add humidity that makes it feel like you're in Satan's asshole, constant cloud cover, drivers that are both stupid AND slow, and then you have Houston.

You guys are such hipsters.

But he threw it like a girl! You see nothing wrong with that?!

Index for regular nostril excavating.

Thanks, whole story was fishy without this info.

Those puns are pretty stagnant.

They hold it so long it's very compacted. My kids do the same damn thing. Weirdos. Ain't got time to poo!

Yes, but if cars get into accidents because one of them blew a stop sign, the consequences usually aren't as severe as someone hitting a bicyclist. Also? Insurance. Drivers carry it. Bikers don't.

Equating MMA, a sport, with beating women is baiting bullshit as well as ludicrous.

I still think cyclists should be licensed (and pass a "rules of the road" test) and carry insurance just like an automobile. If you want to share the road, you should have to deal with that hellhole known as the DMV as well.

Cyclists are the biggest douchebags on the planet right now. I swear, they only take up the sport so they can get into confrontations like this. It takes every fiber of my being not to Tony-Stewart every single one that hogs the road. That's right, "Tony-Stewart" is now a verb.

Holy shit, some troglodytes crawled out for this story.

My god, I read question no. 11 and accidentally skipped to the answer to question no. 12. For a minute I thought this guy was a raging bigot.

If I did there would be more tits.

Isn't that part of the fun of soccer? A lesser team can steal a win, like a terrorist group taking down a vastly more powerful ... you're right, Americans will never like this sport.

Personally, I think you should go fuck yourself.

Fuck this guy.

Brooklyn native goes out of his way to drop his place of residence, while also showing he somehow didn't understand that the original post was sarcastic.