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Pam Beasley looks awful.

I'd really like to know the full story here, too bad we aren't Parvee to the details.

Overreaction, Deadspin. It's not like people from that region would be prone to any violent actions based on their beliefs in national or ethnic superiority. READ A BOOK AND CUT SOME SLACK FER CHRISSAKES.

I'm not sure why you're getting the reaction you're getting here (other than perhaps, to your point, chat threads are like locker rooms, and you're admonishing the quarterback in your original post, kind of). I understood what you're saying.

i'm very much not the tough guy. i quit football long ago because i hated the people i was around. i don't enjoy an atmosphere that compels me to be assertive. so i got the fuck out of it. if you know you are easy prey for meatheads, you have no right to plea for sympathy when you are victimized by the meatheads you…

All hail the MAC lineman. Not big enough to go to Ohio State, but big enough to stop by your house and collect your gambling losses.

locker rooms are a bad place for unpopular or emotionally weak people. this is true and obvious at every level. please stop feigning shock.

Ok...

What if I told you the stadium was playing "It's Rainin' Men" at the time? Then would it be funny?

you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

It was a snap decision, made in haste, and clearly an error. I take full responsibility for my failure to keep up with trends in internet memes. In future, I will refrain from attempting to use any such memes without first inquiring of the Official Arbiters of What People are Allowed to Say on the Internet Without…

If it's any consolation, the people correcting you on "the" are complete douchebags.

Well, I really can't point fingers. One day my 10 year old and 8 year old will grow up and probably point out the same issues with their dad. ;-)

You're not wrong. You're just an asshole.

This is a true statement, and anyone that disagrees shall be physically kicked off the plane Harrison Ford style.

This post irked me a bit. We have a writer who is describing an activity that by her own admission she herself has never mastered listing all the things you would do in a perfect situation when things are never perfect.

#7: Middle seat gets both armrests. We're not animals, we live in a society.

Thanks. My ratio of do-things-right to things-still-go-south is way too close to "1," in general.

Great article. One of the many lessons I've learned is to have a list of 5 (or so) very good 3-4 minute stories to tell. These stories should involve a task, the challenges involved, how you overcame those challenges and ultimately succeeded in the task. Come across as humble. Be able to recite these stories without…