Looks like he is just unleashing some black sheets of rain.*

How do you make an elephant float?

At least it was just a leak, and they didn't catch him on the sidelines taking a Husker doo.

That poor guy on the sidelines that has to help block the dude's dick from getting shown on TV. I bet that isn't what he had in mind when he took a job with Nebraska football

Jesus, Jerry. Seriously, please, retire and take care of yourself.

Your trolling is piss poor

We declared him probably 60% black in 2011 ;)

I try to keep track of stuff; I am definitely aware that you all finally declared Bill Russell "probably black" in 2003.

Umm finally? We desegregated them in like 2005 where you been buddy??

Edit: Weakest round of TNF in a while. Quantity does NOT equal quality, hickey.

Agreed. Not an easy thing for adults to admit and try to learn.

Good for him—-he put his face in the water right off. He lives too close to the ocean not to learn to swim so he can enjoy it.

There is a backstory here about a neighbor of his drowning when he was little, etc.

That is just sad. I mean, why does Disney on Ice need to take up an entire arena? Ted Williams only seats one.

Ironically enough, using the Pixies' "UMass" would have made this much more kick ass AND been lyrically appropriate.

2011 Odyssey owner here. We generally assume the badge on the back says "sell-out parent with a life ruled by our children," regardless of how honda spells it.

It is a Honda van...

just drop the 3, 1 and 7

Well, looks like I can finally drop out of high school. I used to think meth just got me high; now I know that selling it will teach me how to build a massive media empire. Thanks Jay-Z!

But isn't that the whole purpose of twitter?