He must have had a Cottonmouth.

because of bathroom hygiene concerns, I decided years ago to only piss in the break room coffee pot. Looks like I better switch back.

chin up. It isn't even in the top 100 of inappropriate on Deadspin. For christsakes there was a Winnie the Pooh pederast cartoon on the sites today.

You're very kind. I'm not very talented (except for making burgers). I'm pretty dumb: I can't just post on Hackerspace, right? Looking at it right now, I figured it was some kind of deal where you needed authorization. Not a Kinja power user, I'm just one of those little grey commenters.

Dumb question and only somewhat topical. Is there any parental control functionality for one Apple ID linked to multiple devices? My understanding is that this isn't currently possible. My kids are old enough to toggle settings in the control panels on the house iPads. It's really unsettling for my wife and I to…

I'm telling you it's like angels french kissing you with ground chuck in their mouths.

;-) It made me self-conscious to list it out, so thank you.

Just curious...what makes you lean (her) towards the upper ratios of meat, if you end up using an egg binder?

I'm no epicure but I make ridiculously good burgers, according to my children. I agree with the notion of treating the patties like they were newborns holding explosives. Crusting is one outcome of treating your meat right. Succulence is another. Here is my process.

That really was nice, Barry. Vaguely hipster ish, but nice.

1. Feed your dog twice a day, and that's it. No free feeding.

And your little dog, too!

In fairness, Midwesterners have the same reactions when asked if they would want to live on the West Coast.

based on what the news outlets are reporting, it looks like they called this one right, unfortunately. They planned for a pretty bad scenario and they got one. Can't see that they made a lot of mistakes based on the activities described in this blog post.

In the meantime, an FDNY Haz-Mat team has sealed off Spencer's apartment, and the NYPD has closed off his street. Just in case he got some potential Ebola on the asphalt, or something.

I was 17 or so at the time and it blew out whatever innocence I had left. I guess it was a nice gut-check, so to speak, to realize I was relatively normal on some spectrum.

Man if they could peg how this thing changed over time we'd have a template for totally exposing bandwagon fans.

This man is fourteen days out from becoming a heartbeat away from the most powerful government position in the second most populous state in America.

Wow. What happened there? Has she been a Romulan all this time?

Well yeah, but you should see me flex my forearms to "Smells Like Teen Spirit." No implants on those guns!