hipsters be hatin'

holy shit. That ain't right.

you all prefer the rail drinks anyways.

chin up. It isn't even in the top 100 of inappropriate on Deadspin. For christsakes there was a Winnie the Pooh pederast cartoon on the sites today.

You're very kind. I'm not very talented (except for making burgers). I'm pretty dumb: I can't just post on Hackerspace, right? Looking at it right now, I figured it was some kind of deal where you needed authorization. Not a Kinja power user, I'm just one of those little grey commenters.

Dumb question and only somewhat topical. Is there any parental control functionality for one Apple ID linked to multiple devices? My understanding is that this isn't currently possible. My kids are old enough to toggle settings in the control panels on the house iPads. It's really unsettling for my wife and I to…

Lame joke, just was always creeped out by many employees I saw, usually at kid birthday parties. I am really glad my kids are old enough (and their friends are old enough) so I could get out of that cycle. That was an awful lot of sensory overload in addition to the creepy guy refreshing the salad bar.

I'm telling you it's like angels french kissing you with ground chuck in their mouths.

;-) It made me self-conscious to list it out, so thank you.

Just curious...what makes you lean (her) towards the upper ratios of meat, if you end up using an egg binder?

I'm no epicure but I make ridiculously good burgers, according to my children. I agree with the notion of treating the patties like they were newborns holding explosives. Crusting is one outcome of treating your meat right. Succulence is another. Here is my process.

Darkest Glory Hole scene ever filmed.

Nah, in your case, it looks like I overestimated your intelligence, your ability to identify irony, and what looks to be your judgmental assumption that I'm some kind of ignorant anti-gun nut and not a responsible gun owner. But I have to say your response is funnier than my initial post. +1 , Shoots and Ladders.

That really was nice, Barry. Vaguely hipster ish, but nice.

tempting. However, it would really fuck up the jagged stripe tattoo i already have circling MAH BELLY

not meaning to be dense...not sure what you are saying. My response was kind of a joke about employees at Chuck e cheese and their inability to get guns...because of the pedophilia convictions and background checks. Chuck e cheese employees can be creepy as fuck. Like most jokes, it's less funny when I explain it.

1. Feed your dog twice a day, and that's it. No free feeding.

And your little dog, too!

Bad synergy, assuming there are background checks on gun purchases.

In fairness, Midwesterners have the same reactions when asked if they would want to live on the West Coast.