ohhhhhh....burn! I stand corrected in another way: you are obviously even funnier and more profound when you don't have any spelling errors to correct.

nah that makes sense, definitely not a sanctimonious suggestion from me. In this case the books and the show are very complimentary to one another!

It's funny when fuckheads like you think pointing out spelling mistakes are all you have to offer relative to being funny...and that doing so is funny.

For what it's worth, I think you might consider reading the books now. It will flesh out a lot of things nicely, including a new-found appreciation for that the show manages to do so effectively. As well as where it fails.

From the "Complete Dickhead Texan School of Internet Policing And Autocorrect Ignorance?" No, I didn't get in. Because I wasn't a big Texan dickhead. Can you put in a good word for me?

Still can't believe I did this. But hey....Ramen goes down just as easy the second time around.

motherfucker when some guys get satanic face tattoos they really go all out. Charlie Manson, you got shit on this guy.

Can't disagree with you there. Maybe we should have just sent over some Roadhouse shit to clean up some Taliban. Take the biggest Taliban fighter in the world, shatter his knee, and he'll drop like he...was being stoned. (Sharia joke!)

Well, I'm not gonna get in an internet slap fight about a fucking sharknado. Maybe it's best to simply step back and think about the explicit and more important, the implied fears this article provokes. People don't want to get eaten. It's something that has sat in our brain stem for thousands of years. Sharks,…

Man when I was 12 in a Cold War world with a military father...I thought this shit was for reals and didn't know if I should start practicing drinking animal blood.

Whereas Jesse Helms/Orrin Hatch clown porn is delusional Republican porn in the worst possible way.

you should take a quick nap and think hard about the contrasts between your posts. I mean, both are ignorant and revealing, but the second one is such a 180 to your first troll one that my head is reeling a bit.

by all means, slick...jump right in there.

What do Texans and the Ebola virus have in common?

I think it has more to do with the name sounding like a variant of a deadly flu strain.

You missed the semester on "People From Chicago: complete elitist dicks about shitty food." The New York class is a 101 general survey covering food, arts, culture, etc.

that's well played. +1

Farmer blow for the win. Cover a nostril, lean head to the side, look out below. Done.

Will do, thanks. I'm not a huge fan of JPW stuff, it's a bit dumb after awhile. If this stuff is of interest to you, I do recommend a historical photography book he put out years ago called "Harm's Way." Old pictures of crime scenes, pictures collected from insane asylums, some of the original masters and johnson…

This is about as tame as it gets for JPW, but gives an idea. He got the whole scratched celluloid thing and imagery that you see in Closer, the intro to the movie Seven, etc. Big early 90s influence. Corpses, hermapodites, deformed people, etc.