I was 14. The placement of this sketch in the show was important: it was buried in that weird twilight zone of the last 30 minutes of SNL which has never been anything but uneven. At best.

Mama's got a squeeze box.

...and funny enough, that is where he met Pete Townshend.

I am just saying the best Liz Phair album released after 1994 is Aimee Mann's "Magnolia" soundtrack.

The billboard should have been pulled on general principle for using a song off of any Liz Phair album released after 1994.

Whoa that was the kind of plant he stuck in his kids mouth? And then beat him with the stalk?

I'm just amused. It's geometric progression: be proud that you sowed the seed. You were the origene.

can we let in this guy though? Because this guy is probably awesome.

Joking because these guys are clowns. And as everybody knows, rape isn't funny, unless you are raping a clown.

Luckily it's different in Green Bay: most Packers fans get winded standing up, so fights tend to be avoided. Plus, you don't want to spill a plate of 20 dollar cheese curds.

Is there some kind of top ten list for jokes going over heads?

The only reason I haven't chased an i6 plus...other than a refusal to chase it with the mass backlog going...is uncertainty about how thick it will be with the as-yet unavailability of the Lifeproof case for it.

Christ. That guy has thin freaky fingers. And apparently a huge artery in his nose-picker.

If you thought the gay community was outraged about denying them same-sex Marriage, wait until they get ahold of this.

nah, I didn't believe you. You burnt that comedy set-up a long long time ago.

my wife teaches autistic kids. She's amazing. I cannot imagine many more difficult jobs than hers.

ironically enough, if a dog has diarrhea and you feed that dog pumpkin, he will not lose her shit.

AND THEN I PUT ON OTIS REDDING AND TURNED ON THE COWBOYS GAME AND DERP DERP DEEEEERRRRPPPPPPP

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Treading carefully here, but are you speaking about the police article, or the interpretation by the writer?