my wife teaches autistic kids. She's amazing. I cannot imagine many more difficult jobs than hers.

ironically enough, if a dog has diarrhea and you feed that dog pumpkin, he will not lose her shit.

AND THEN I PUT ON OTIS REDDING AND TURNED ON THE COWBOYS GAME AND DERP DERP DEEEEERRRRPPPPPPP

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Treading carefully here, but are you speaking about the police article, or the interpretation by the writer?

I thought for a moment this said "Denny Green" and I thought to myself that I'd see a picture of him after the 1998 championship game taking a knee in front of Auschwitz and then accidentally walking to the far left of the "Arbeit Macht Frei" entrance...after watching 35 other tourists walk straight through with no…

Just list every song the guy ever released and call it "A Soundtrack for Sodomy in the Seventh Circle of Hell ."

The biggest PITA here happens when your credit card is reissued, fraud concerns, or what I have had happen twice in the last year....all these damn account hacks at banks/Home Depot/Target where I have to get a new card fast.

It's too soon.

Okey doke. You kiss gourmet mayo with that mouth? Hellloooooo kitty!

ohhhhh. Gotcha. Again, I'm just a possum.

huh? I eat Taco Bell. I'm not a bellwether standard for you...it's like winning a chess match against a possum. You are giffin' and gourmet mayo'in up against a possum. I eat dead pet hamsters out of trash cans.

"That's no orgy. Now THIS is an orgy!"

Fuck Gary Anderson.

The Lego Movie sums up Batman's general assholery great!

Scalping? Redskins? Obviously the guy is a Dan Snyder supporter.

That's a good observation. Not to spoil things, I guess, but I would say that I didn't detect a whole bunch of Jaime Lannister-type conversion here. That's definitely one where we (I) started almost immediately rooting for the guy even with his history and his ugly Brianne beat downs. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau is…

This one is about the only nude scene that is arguably necessary to the (filmed) storyline beyond Theo's torture and enslavement. Jezebel should love this: it's slut shaming at its ugliest and has everything to do with men intending to complete humiliate Cersei. Men in the novel. Not the producers. Seriously,…

Different strokes, etc. I'm assuming your chicken salad is savory because additional spices are added (probably a warning sign if your chicken is inherently savory ;-)). I don'y eat chicken salad (or any of the meaty salads) are usually pounded with too much mayo for me. I am a mayo minimalist. Too much and it…

I just need four reallys, really. :-)