Agreed, I laughed when I saw this. Wondering if a Geo Metro is in 11th place.

You need the meter fairy from Jackass. Great stunt. Guy dresses as a fairy with a wand and feeds quarters, and purposely does it walking about 20 feet in front of the meter folks. The meter cops go completely insane watching this: they cannot ticket if there's time, regardless of how it got there. The people…

Great tip! Single best thing I have ever discovered for the shirt under that suit are the Brooks Brothers non-iron shirts. They are expensive...getting them on sale or the clone they sell at their outlet stores are the way to go...but I've had them for years. I have never ironed them. At the very, very worst, I've…

Yes. First time I have read one of your articles, and you're pretty bad ass. Why are you here? ;-)

What breed do you have?

And I guess I didn't respond to your question directly...sorry about that.

It's basically the notion that you're part of the pack, not leading it. It is kind of funny (not intended in a mean way) that it moves from where you were sleeping to accommodate you...which is literally what is happening in the dogs mind. Like, you can interpret "accommodation" as a good thing or a bad thing.

my biggest nostalgia boners:

gawker media hipsters abhor a vacuum. Cut them some slack: they are at least 12 hours from wet snapping skinny jeans against the asses of the non White, non NYC, non Ivy League, non bearded shortcomings of the proletariat.

this looks like it was intended to be pretty....perhaps like those fiber optic plant things you could get at Spencer Gifts, or perhaps like a porn star....but jesus what a poor chart. Not usable at all.

One of my favorite horrific food stories was when I used to manage this hippie restaurant and bakery. Lunch line was bangin and the guy working the large tureen of soup in the kitchen had a good chunk of dreadlock work its way free and into the soup.

I have shoved a lot of chips in my mouth in my time. Jeez I think we would ask the customer if they were through with stuff simply to ensure we had some non-chewed bits.

What is the term for dropping pubes into food? When I was a waiter, we used to call that "dropping pubes into the food." I'm unsure if there is something more elegant. I am pretty sure I understand it's origin...it has to do with some ancient tradition of "dropping pubes in food."

Absolutely. We used to bring back plates and we would eat leftover quesadillas right over the garbage can because the managers would shit if we did it otherwise. It actually keeps the kitchen cleaner. I'm pretty sure I demolished a half-eaten chimichanga once, but I knew that customer and she seemed reasonably…

+1. Articles like this reassure me that I made the decision to never, ever live in the Northeast.

I dunno. I got the sense he was winging it to stay abreast of things. I found this article poultry.

FWIW, I don't know if plants increase productivity....but I can say in all seriousness that many old school execs may think you have too much time on your hands.

I am surprised that DMX video hasn't been pulled down off of You Tube. I am almost positive that's a single off of his "Grand Champ" album.

hah! What's funny is that she will see a squirrel and I have hold position while she is in that pre-run crouch (that's cool as hell to me and part of that prey acquisition process of acquire-chase-bite-kill).

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