You probably should get better blowjobs at some point. Or give better ones: I am not judging, should that be the case.

Yeah, that happens. Megabass for bass fishing enthusiasts is basically the fishing brand equivalent of Porsche and Lamborghini rolled all together in one fragile carbon rod. I snapped one of my MB rods two months back and my balls still hurt.

Megabass LIN 10 bait casting reels. Those pictured would probably set you back $1250-$1500.

Now, before you make fun of me about fishing stuff...there are some pretty ferocious designers on the high end of fishing tackle. Yuki Ito of Megabass is the best of them. Japanese bass fisherman tune up their fishing gear much like they tune their cars.

I would guess the owners promptly phoned in for new ones. If you can afford a Lambo, particularly over there, you can afford two.

It's called an "extended metaphor for giving a guy a blow job." Seriously. The car is secondary.

I am pretty sure the point of the commercial, if you watch it again, is Sienna Miller touching, caressing, and rubbing various parts of the car, with a particular affinity for grasping and rotating her hands around the steering wheel. She begins by pressing her hand against the window pane. And finished by wiping…

Senseless death, mentally challenged subject, first name, last name, and headphone brand ripe for wordplay, unfortunately pun-able headphone brand, apocryphal storyline set in Philadelphia, lacrosse bros (!).

It's a crack lab, not a meth lab.

The conditional logic notation from my worthless philosophy degree is a bit shaky after 20 years, but it is less shaky than the Corona my sister drove 30
years ago.

IFF (A,B) THEN NP

Yes, they certainly are prone to tipping.

Don't knock the power of viral marketing.

Yeah, this shit has been going on OOLONG.

PowerRangerSalmon is making a good point in this thread....if it is a population of data, not a sample, it's different and there isn't a statistical range of confidence.

I'm speaking about the talent acquisition resource. For direct interaction with the hiring manager, I understand what you are saying, though I do feel there are several ways to reiterate these things prior to a review and often just as important as the time lag increases (e.g. Setting an interview three or four weeks…

I think it's sublime you feel that empathy is best expressed through things like "hey, Internet tough guy!" It's great that you are the Deadspin whisperer and can peel back the layers and reveal the beauty of these respondents. You should take up a career working in locker rooms to find all the beautiful people, so…

It's always fun to watch the field reporters suffer during wintertime. Looks like we are off to a nice season.

Like a monkey fucking a football.

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