"Welcome to cellblock D, roomie."

The Floridian Geriatric Anti-Defamation League begs to differ.

+1. Google has become way, way worse than anything Microsoft ever was or Apple is today. I definitely see your joke (and it's funny...because Google+)...but man. Their hooks are in everything. In a three way race between these three companies for "most likely to enable a dystopian future," google wins hands down.

Their division alignments would be confusing. Would they go to the East or the West?

Kid woke me up way too early for a Saturday. Just read this post and laughed my fucking head off. Thank you.

Here ya go. Get your Martha Stewart freak on.

They could, like, call him the Speaker for the Dead or something...

My bigger concern with Transporter 3 was the whole movie/shit relationship. The ratio was far too close to 1.

Dammit you won

One of these things is not like the others.

Agree. My dad drove the wheels off of our 510, so I have a soft spot for it. But if I am gonna pay a Hipster Tax I will need to grow a handlebar mustache first.

If all in all is true, if all is true, won't you please fawn over me...

Pink house represent!

The Texas DPS crew on Falcon Lake is unimpressed.

I don't think this mascot would look so bad if they would just dress it up with some Jewry.

I went to OU and had the privilege of living on DeBarr avenue off of campus corner. A few buildings on campus were named after the DeBarr family. Those names have since been quietly removed from the buildings. The named street is still there (including the mental halfway house where, during my junior year in 1994, a…

Now that I know about your intractable living situation, your Oklahoma observations are 10x funnier to me.

I'm in a bit of an altered state this evening and it is making your comment even funnier to me. To me, your comment is half-baked but well-done.

Well played.

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