I stopped wearing deodorant of any sort a few years back (now 33, I quit in my late-twenties). Anti-persperant is bad because it fucks with your body’s natural waste-excretion process, and deodorant is basically just rubbing chemicals on your pits to cover up the smell. After a few months of adjustment, the changeover…

After you feel that kind of pain, there’s just really no point sharing it with someone else ever again.

Feels sort of like the time after the Palmer years went up in smoke. Stuck between stages, caught between eras, lots of talent but need a jolt.

Dude, I live in Milwaukee, was here for that one. Given the above story, I’m obviously a Bengals fan, but my wife’s a Packers fan, we were at a huge party, and I’ve NEVER been that drunk after a game in my whole life. The bottle of Yukon Jack picked up speed immensely after Bostic did his thing. I could barely walk an…

You got my sympathy, that’s for damn sure.

I certainly don’t wish them any harm. Felt like a legal separation or something. Just needed some time. For me.

Ha, my wife did the same thing! I stayed out in the garage drinking with some family members who didn’t care at our Christmas Eve party while others were inside watching the end of the game, and then when it ended she came out and goes, “You made the right decision.”

Last year I tried to combine the two approaches to your favorite team’s Wild Card game. I had some friends over to watch the game, made a bunch of food, and stocked our fridge with lots of beer. My friends brought beer, too, along with a nice bottle of whiskey, and, when the game was not on (beforehand, during…

And every single one of these dumb motherfuckers is a lonely, bitter idiot screaming into the void if turnout was where it should have been. Those of us on the “good” side of this have a lesson to learn here, and just pointing and laughing at these dumbasses isn’t going to help anything but our feelings.

I used to ride or die with Burneko on these sorts of missives, but then a while ago he said Jabari Parker was butt, except Jabari Parker most certainly is not butt, so I don’t know that I can trust anything he says anymore.

Far as I’m concerned, I think it has to do with how his approach was unique, and in a distinctly throwback way, because he started in a different time. They just don’t make TV people like him anymore. The style, the genuineness, the non-fawning ease around important people: his position will be filled, but he’ll never…

So that means you know a good Gin, and that’s going to help you out with this. Save it for a nice day, you will not be sorry.

If you’re a good, cool person, wrap yourself in pillows, lock your front door, and don’t leave your bedroom for the next three weeks.

Jack up the booze but don’t overpower the Radler with another flavor. Respect.

Pro tip for that Radler (any Radler, Stiegl makes a good one): make a Gin cocktail with it.

In no way surprising. He basically wrote the blueprint on how to shut down the press, i.e. throw a truckload of tech money at it, and Trump’s going to need some of that money over the next four years.

Good God, man!

You’re asking the wrong question. Just look at Gawker: did the majority of Americans want, or even think it should be possible for, Gawker to be shut down because of the Hulk Hogan thing? No, not even close. But a bunch of angry, ignorant white people in Florida who couldn’t get themselves out of jury duty did, and…

So much anticipation and energy and creative capital spent on, like, the worst-written movies possible. For all the legitimately excellent visual imagery conjured, such a waste.

Christ, I never even noticed that total lack of nuance. Guess I’ve always been too busy being so sad about the “From my point of view...” line.