I have thought this many times before myself, but I have the good sense to only share it when drinking beers with good friends.

Brando played with Monta for a season-and-a-half in Milwaukee, for a defense-first coach. He knew better than to think that Monta was going to rotate over. In the post? Psssh, he saw the replay and came up with that explanation after the fact.

There are just better beers happening almost literally everywhere in the state, from Black Husky to Karben4 to Central Waters to O'so, among others, and definitely from New Glarus themselves. As other people have noted, Spotted Cow is a great way to transition out of Natty/Miller/Busch/Coors-focused drinking to taking…

Just so long as you didn't say Spotted Cow, it would have been very tough to go wrong.

I was raised Catholic. Ain't "decided" shit, bud.

Right, but it's not a racial thing, it's a religious thing, and of all people Christians have about the least room to stand on when it comes to feeling victimized, so what are you talking about?

That last one describes me, so I guess I'm going to see this at some point, too.

Right, and since technically this movie is about Passover, which is - gasp! - actually a Jewish holiday, dropping it down between Christmas and Hanukkah makes a great deal of sense.

"...my meager imagination simply can't fathom the idea of a single person on this vast, mysterious planet wanting to sit through this goddamned movie."

As a guy who's watched most games of the last two Bucks' seasons and listened with gritted teeth to every "TANKING HAS NO PLACE IN THE NBA" media conversation, I'm really looking forward to the larger NBA media giving the Knicks and Lakers a pass for tanking the rest of this season because they each would benefit…

Agreed in full. She's pretty fly, though. Give these bastards credit for marrying well and at least having some eye candy to parade around the stilted photo ops and through the embarrassing media fawning.

I think the key is an outdoor venue on a nice, sunny, but not too-hot day. In those circumstances, people are just happy to be outside enjoying themselves. I've been to games in Nashville, Chicago, and Cincinnati that were very pleasant. On the other hand, domes make people too comfortable, the sun makes them too…

We've got an understanding.

I'm sorry, I was raping a sheep after smoking all this meth and drinking the rest of the drain-o and it got kind of loud in here. Say what, now?

What we really need are more articles about the Los Angeles Lakers and New York Jets, is the thing. Those go so well with all this meth I've cooked up for my Friday.

Nice. What's up, IronMike? Longtime reader, first-time responder, and a big, big fan.

"Hey, Albie: I'm trying to make some hippie jokes in this piece, and I'm not sure they're working. Can you give them a little boost? You're the king of coastal-elite dickishness around these parts, so I think you'll do them justice. Thanks, bro."

Maybe this article was edited/re-written by Burneko?

How certain are we that anyone involved has realized how fucking stupid "OAF" looks? If they can't figure that part out and launch an immediate rebrand, what the hell is the point of hoping they're going to actually figure out the larger problem?

You can only watch a dude fuck up in the same exact way under the same exact circumstances so many times before you have to admit what you have. I don't think he's a bad dude, and I hold out a shred of hope something clicks and he can emulate Drew Brees going forward over the rest of his career, but if he still can't…