That's good hustle, friend.

Red Lobster?

Just had my first bottle of Pumking on Sunday. Perfect for sipping during a dreadful afternoon football game, taking the early games' half-drunk on into an early-evening full-blown.

A two dollar beer is a two dollar beer, and it leaves you an extra dollar to throw the guy who opened it for you. Or, if you're taking it home, a 30-pack can be, like, 12 bucks, a six-pack 3. What's the fucking problem? It also makes your breath smell and you're gonna have an uncomfortable shit the next morning.…

Okay, so fuck New York, for real, but these fan stories/comments are pretty hilarious. Well done, people.

The thing is, he didn't "clearly smoke himself some weed." He passed 70 consecutive drug tests and then failed this one on a technicality that basically came down to the luck of the draw. Had the A test been the B test, he passes and is playing this year. That's why everyone assumed he'd at least get his suspension…

I don't agree with drunk assholes being drunk assholes, but I RESOUNDINGLY disagree with all the shade being thrown at getting fucked up before a football game. What the hell else are you supposed to do? Bring a book to read during all the commercial breaks and play stoppages?

Right, but published four years before the Great Depression, so really there's no way it's about the Great Depression as much as the era directly before the Great Depression, which does not in fact make it about the actual Great Depression. There's also nothing in it about the Great Depression, nor portending a…

Colin Cowherd's review of On the Road:

In theory, he should be back, but a few things:

Dean Smith did this for a hundred years and no one gave a shit. It's called the Four Corners. Our high school coach used to run it all the time (he burned many second quarters down to the filter, start to finish), and it was fucking MISERABLE to watch. If you have a good point guard and some shooters, it's a great way…

Horrible misreading of that quote. He said he's not staying if they don't make him a better, longer offer than the one-year qualifying tender. If they only want him for one year, then he'll only stay for one year, but if they want to pay him, he likes the team and city.

This article should be titled, "...Why We Love the Knicks' Gunner (Because he plays for the Knicks)"

The look on Smith's face when he realizes where Sherman's headed is hilarious. I don't like the guy much, but that's priceless.

Yeah, Phone Booth was terrible. On that same token, have you seen every movie Gerard Butler has made since 300?

Oh come on, he's way better than Ryan Phillipe. They could (maybe should?) make a movie about the guy he played in Crazy Heart, and that wasn't necessarily the case based on the script. Farrell has chops, he just seems to be eighth or ninth on the list of good-looking white Movie Stars that can lead commercial films.…

The fuck you talking about? That's probably the least egregious walk in a potentially life-altering highlight this season.

Because of similar logic that dictates the Dallas Cowboys are a "team to beat" or a "team to keep an eye" or, at the very least, a team deserving of time in the first block of Sportscenter every night despite all indications that they are a massively overrated team of "stars" desperately struggling to play well…