In that last video...

Oh yeah, Nintendo'll have this thing shut down right quick.

I like how it's all, "BUYING VIRTUAL ITEMS ONLINE IS ALMOST CONSISTENTLY A SCAM but if you want to buy virtual items online, you could try these totally legit sites."

"Ass-al area"?

I thought you said this video was inspiring... It's just a ridiculously long and terribly straight mine cart ride.

That led me to watch this trailer after.

@Kobun: Day one purchase.

Sonic and Tails need to gtfo. That's one of the most troubling pictures I've ever seen.

I was a little iffy on the DS controls ("flicking" is not a totally reliable input method), and I'm extremely skeptical about this one.

You lost me at "six augmented reality cards as well as instruction booklets".

Oh what the f-

That sounds roughly like every MMO I've played in recent years.

What is that yellow stuff Spidey is splashing all over his enemies in 3 and 7...?

@Lamp: Not enough holding hands.

Just cuz I'm wearing a pink shirt, doesn't make me some kind of pink DualShock 3 controller user!

Tell me, is this a joke?

@theobling: Well, you had to find one first! Until then, you had to get by punching people with your chest-face.

Etrian Odyssey III, yay.

@ArtemusWolfwood: Holy crap, you're right!

...Taokaka? Is that you?