Hello, Jaraxxus...

>Something cool in gaming happens

>Mainstream society goes 'dafuq is this shit' and goes back to playing Candy Crush non-stop

I literally just thought of playing it again this morning. I was deeply considering getting a friend over and bringing out my Xbox and 360 to play some linked multiplayer... Oh God, now I have to buy an Xbox One...

Maybe it's skepticism. Maybe it's Kickstarter malaise. Maybe people just don't care.

If you're a board game fan, you won't be taking note for monopoly.

Well, you know if you add milk or cream to a cup of earl grey, the result tastes just like Fruit Loops. It's one of my favorite tea drinks.

Wavedashing was the worst fucking thing.

Wavedashing

Man, I can't wait to hear the rai— I mean ball leaders rage when things aren't going well.
"WAIT, WHY ARE MY MANNERS DROPPING?? WHO THE HELL DIDN'T CURTSEY?! BARTHOLOMEW, YOU CALL THAT A CHASSE? WE PRACTICED THIS DANCE IN PUGS FOR WEEKS!!"

Such a lovely and unique (to videogames) art-style brought to life with fantasticly fluid animations and beautiful music and all people care about is the representation of the gender of fucking animal characters.

Also the Fox is an asian transexual midget, can't you tell?

:D

Track: The Mother We Share | Album: The Bones of What You Believe | Artist: CHVRCHES