@hobob: ಠ_ಠ

And done. Just bought it. You don't have to tell me twice.

@zgreenwell: No, if I was thinking of Tecmo, I'd've said that every woman in all of their games is a skank, without exception.

@Gam3r: Yeah, probably one of the random ads is poorly programmed. It's a delicate business trying to make a program that can plant a virus on your computer regardless of the web browser used.

While I approve heartily of awesome customization everywhere possible, and I love Capcom's take on it most of the time, they do have a tendency to overdo the sexuality sometimes...

What?! You want to remove the waggle?! But I only bought the Wii so that I could flail my arms about madly in hopes that something would happen on-screen! I live only to flail! Flailing is my life!

@Mezodon: Yeah, I've got nothing against Gamestop, really, they're just being a business and doing what I expect businesses to do. But the people who are burning their money by buying and selling their games constantly (instead of just renting... hello?) are such a mystery to me. What is their source of income that…

@roguemarvel: SWINE FLU?! Play it while you can, sir. My heart goes out to your family.

The children in the audience in my brain just started crying. Maybe he's supposed to be wacky and funny, but he actually scares me a little bit.

@Comatose Turtle: Ah, but a good point in that some of the online quests are made to be basically impossible without a team of four (i.e. the 2 online-only dragons). I never did get to fight Fatalis, though, so now I'll never know if I could solo him in his PS2 incarnation. :/

@Trexxen: I've got that rusty old lance laying around somewhere, but it's just not my style. There's a huge aesthetic difference between poking and clobbering.

@UltimatePancakeSensation: Though I tend to gear down any time I'm not scared into my fat-guy armor.

@Madeira: I don't know if it's different in MH for the PSP, but I solo'd most of the game on PS2. I only started on the online portion once I had already beaten all but the final mission (when we finally got broadband at home). I still can't beat that final mission...

@Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.: I played PSO on my DC and GC for several hundreds of hours. I played Monster Hunter on my PS2 for hundreds of hours.

Man, you know, avatars are great and all, but is there any way I can pay money for them? I really just feel uncomfortable with not having to pay any money whatsoever.

@RogueA: I wonder if they'll have Xbox 360's strapped to their backs this time?

Ah, Sorry!... The game about poisoning attempts at reconciliation with biting sarcasm...

@Go Go Gadget: Thugmunk: Correction: SFIV had a great one except for, again, the music.

@dirtface: Huh... I was pretty sure the American box art would feature a car chasing the girl riding a dirt bike, with both leaping over a sea of flames and an inexplicable splatter of blood acting as a background.

@zgreenwell: It's just so scary to think that people can see through transparent objects. We knew that we could see out, but we didn't realize how easy it was to look in. We're going to move into a cave, where our kids can finally be safe.