Dear Josie: You are my hero.

Cathy Young is the real-life Rita Skeeter

I do hope that he has changed a lot, because last time i checked he really does have a weird fetish for Asian women and he said that he does not like Filipino women because they are the "black girls of Asians" and he is always trying to put down black women.

I mean GOOD FOR HER.

Yet my online business http://shipyourenemiesspiders.com/ languishes.

Lena, is that you?

Sometimes the satire on this sight goes over my heads and I just think the authors are psychotic megalomaniacs.

Put this trend of firing teachers for having a sexual past of any kind together with the trend of teenage girls sending nudes to their crappy boyfriends who then post them online and it seems to me that in the next twenty years or so there aren't going to be any teachers left who are "models to follow for high school…

"Someday my prince will cum."

Of course not. What could be more sensible or normal than to have Firstname as your first name??

My husband and I, respectively, have no interest in retaining the last name of our fathers. (I'm very tired; did that sentence make sense? We are not siblings.) I therefore suggested to him that we make up a new last name when we got married. Actually, I wanted to change it to Spaceman. He never quite gave in,…

The way I read it, they collectively changed their name to Seamonster, like some celebrity couple (Brangelina et al). Like, "Who's coming for the BBQ, Karen?" "Well, Patty and Mike said they would be here, and Seamonster will be running a little bit late."

KYM! *waves*

former cashier here: we always used to weigh and "tare" the containers the hot bar and salad bar items came in to deduct from the price. don't know if this was a problem with a specific store but it's definitely not an issue in the mid-atlantic region.

I'm gonna go with sexism and the patriarchy. Lol

That's still not the reason why they should return the dog.

Look, some of us have really shitty roommate/dorm/parent situations and are in college and can't afford a motel (eww junkies and bed bugs). Backseats provide us with a much needed place to partake in one of life's very few free pleasures.

You are the older relative on Facebook who ruins awesome statuses with shitty jokes. Congratulations.