Two legged dog with a super kissy face and a rudder for a tail, fine, I'm moved as shit. But a slo-mo, extended dance mix of a Dogue head shake? I will have that on repeat.

::idea for novel:: NSA agent gets bored with chasing terrorists and drug cartels and uses intelligence apparatus to create killer celebrity gossip blog.

I will watch Jon Hamm do almost anything. Wait in line at the Post Office? Yup. Watch a marathon of Keeping Up with the Kardashians? Why not! Auto tune cry? Absolutely. He can do no wrong.

Lena Dunham, Lena Dunham. I think that MRA sketch with the woman who I'm assuming was latina (ugh), encapsulates just how awful Lena Dunham actually is.

The MRA skit seemed like a bit of a dud to me. There's a lot of material out there to legitimately criticize MRA folks with, and while the male character wasn't a nice person, the female characters sort of embodied the stereotypes of women that MRA guys spread.

Nothing wrong with that. I have a shelf full of Banana Republic v-neck t-shirts because I like how they fit on me, no matter how Ricky Gervais they might look.

Let me introduce you to my mother.

I agree with all the Macklemore hate. They are correct.

Macklemore is those cis straight males in Toronto (or any other large urban centre or university town) who will introduce themselves as an "ally" and "feminist". I can't with these basic minds and it's merely a continuation of a beautiful tradition that precedes van Vechten and his lot. Also, why do people go gaga for…

Maybe no one wants to see another white woman play Cleopatra again.

"An "express line" at coffee shops for people who just want plain coffee. Just plain. No milk. Just plain. Just a cup of plain coffee."

I fucking love her. It's completely besides the point, but girl looks RED-ICULOUS-ly good. WERK. She's hilarious & so smart. Not even fair she'd also be so fucking hot. #womancrush

It is not acceptable to mock any person for having suffered. ... When you end up in the psych ward or rehab I'll be happy to visit you.. and would not lower myself to mock you.

As I am older than both Sinead and Miley:

If my husband used my Pinterest boards to make anything come true, we'd have way too much pie and very, very elaborate children's birthday parties. Ok, we already have elaborate parties, but they'd be even crazier.

If this is real, who the HELL wants to get engaged and married on the same day? Then there's no fucking point to the engagement! It's the relationship status of "to be married", but when it's the same day, that's starting to nit pick too much.

God, I would love to see Flynn go. BREAKFAST IS SERVED, KIDDO.

Vince Gilligan, Joss Whedon, George RR Martin and Steven Moffat walk into a bar...

And everyone you've ever loved DIES.