Just when I gave up on romance all together, Seamonster is pulling me right back in.

Also y'all you can totally tell if you were overcharged on your bill. Each box has a weight "tare". Big boxes with the take off lid have a 13 tare, large foldy boxes are 10, and the little boxes are 5. Check your receipts but please don't be shitty to your local whole foods cashier just because of this. We are people…

HI I WORK AT WHOLE FOODS AND I MAKE SURE TO DEDUCT THE WEIGHT OF THE BOX I PROMISE AND I LOVE YOU FEEL FREE TO COME INTO MY LINE

this video is so god awful I can't stop watching it

Fucking in a car is still on my sexy bucket list, and I'm still sad that I never got to cross it off in high school. But I've had more than my fair share of sexual rumpuses in the woods of suburban PA.

My favorite is the dog that literally gives no fucks

If I ever collaborated 120 days into a dance video you wouldn't be able to tell because I only own 3 shirts.

I really thought that dog's tail was going to hilariously knock that baby down à la America's Funniest Home Videos.

When I found out my staunch vegan boyfriend was cheating on me I put a slice of extra cheese pizza in his laptop and closed it.

I remember finding my prom dress at a goodwill while visiting my family in Florida, it *mostly* fit but the boob part wasn't big enough for me - creating a weird seam that ran across the center of my boob and not underneath it. But I was so half heartedly into actually going to prom that I didn't look for another…

HOW is this puppy way more graceful with 2 legs than mine are with 4?

Bill O'Reilly discussing his opinions of Beyonce with Russell Simmons feels a lot like when white kids used to come up to me in school and tell me their unsolicited opinions about the lives of other black people.

i wear the heeeellll out of their running shorts because they make my ass look bomb

What a coincidence! I also have a "werewolf diet", but it's during the week of my period where I eat (almost) rare steak and howl (cry) at night time.

As a person with two different ethnicities of parents (black mom, white dad) who has heard this vile attack several hundred times throughout my life all I want to do is hug Kanye.

My two dogs hate the snow more than all of us combined

I work at an independent movie theater that regularly hosts early screenings of movies. The studios rent out one of our screens and gives out several hundred vouchers that can be traded in for tickets on a strict "first come first serve" basis that completely ignores age restrictions on movies. Which means seeing…