I dare you to try to find a roll of toilet paper like that before you stumble upon charmin or quilted northern toilet paper next time you're at home depot.

"Me me me me! It's all about me and my opinion and how I feel!" - saymwah

Good thing I wasn't arguing anything. That, and I don't listen too well when someone arbitrarily decides there are to be no more replies after their own.

OMG, SERIOUS

What's life without risk?

Sad how most people only care to listen to what's popular / just the hits.

Maybe just get back in your car and close the door..?

#5, speeding.. that's great and all, but if I catch a red light in my town, that means I'm going to catch every consecutive red light thereafter, because they're set to turn red that way. If I don't speed to get through the first light, I'm guaranteed to get every single red light after.

Christ, didn't realize you were such a smug, self-righteous asshole. People and their opinions can change over time. What I said years ago might be completely different than how I feel now, because I live and learn. Why should it haunt me anyway? Just because it will give douchebags like you ammunition to use against…

I bet you'd run a real dirty election if you ever became a politician. People like you are the reason so many of us prefer to stay as anonymous as possible when commenting online.

So let's say I'm 15 and I make some really stupid posts online under my real name that are worthy of criticism at the time. Should these same posts haunt me 5, 10, 20 years down the road? According to your logic, absolutely.

You may not have noticed, but the sarcasm was strong in his post.

Just want to add, usually in the screenshots of these posts are red circles and arrows. Irritating clickbait bullshit, if you ask me.

"What happens next will amaze you."

How in the world do you figure that?? Or did it just sound cool to say at the time, so you posted it?

Before I read about the requirement of having a member card in order to get in, I went to a Costco a few months ago and just walked right in, no check. The goal was to look around and determine if I even wanted a membership. Turns out almost nothing there would have been worthwhile enough for me to get a membership.…

What the hell Safeway are you shopping at? Around here, expect to pay high prices at Safeway.

I've never seen a coupon for Clif bars. You can buy them for $1 each from Whole Foods, Trader Joe's, and Sprouts (regional chain).

an investment in some ear plugs is in your future

try organic, brokowski