I feel incredibly owned right now. 

Finally the ACNH content we need

Oh god Schreier’s powers have grown... Dissatisfied with merely canceling games he can now cancel stores! GameStop! What will we do! Wait actually this one’s OK carry on..

This is some Westworld shit

No? I love this shit. Bless this mess.

Now that Tetsuya Nomura is done making more Xehanorts he can get back to his true passion: making more Soras. 

shut da fuck up

OxiClean

“oh no no no no no no”

Unionize. Unionize. Unionize.

I thought yesterday’s article about Mayo Pete did that.

You just done paid for site operation for a month with the incelwaffen hate clicks this is gonna generate.

Wow

Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

I think the Gamer(s) of the Year this year should go to the writers and staff of Kotaku and Stephen Totilio i specifically. There have been so many amazing pieces this year. Dives into DnD, exposing toxic workplaces, retrospectives on why launches went wrong, and so many other pieces that I can’t recall while trying…

To anyone curious about the Kingdom Hearts III DLC being worth it or not, maybe I can help to assuage those doubts. Here’s the down-low on what this massive $30 expansion DLC actually includes:

Massive loss for the site, but I wish you all the best where ever you arrive next. I’m sure to follow for the excellent writing. 

Always hilarious when people validate an article by playing into exactly the shit it’s satirizing.

Why do you think that?