Endwalker is scheduled for November, not September.

The world still needs lawyers.

Purposely obtuse it is, then. 

Nathan, nooo! I get all my starred comments from arguing with people who shit on the subject of your twitch articles!

Ok, I’m coming into this having heard of the situation for the first time. I don’t watch Amouranth, and microphone licking streams sound gross to me.

See: Tell me you didn’t read the article without actually telling me you read the article.

I mean, I’m not trying to say they were carbon copies, but the profiles definitely match. When I saw the posters for them in Pandora I immediately thought of Tycho & Gabe:

Nothing to do with anything, but I always thought it was weird that those two villains in the header image are basically a Gabe and a Gender Swapped Tycho from Penny Arcade and I never see anyone talking about it.

Me, just now: “Sex scene in FFX? What sex scene... they made out... embraced.. and then it faded to bla— ... oh. OH.”

I’ve always assumed this was some sort of insurance move. Do these cons have some sort of insurance which will kick in if they have to cancel the con due to a pandemic or other disaster??

At first I was “Oh come on, he’s a CAST that digs, named Diggah. That’s not—”

I just want to say thank you to Nintendo for saving me money.

Oh yeah, I have no idea why when I stick in a disc with a PS5 version it starts downloading the PS4 version.  Like, why *wouldn’t* I want the PS5 version, Sony?  

On one hand, I completely agree this is an issue where Sony has been caught with their pants down and are being completely shown up by Microsoft. The fact that his keeps happening clearly indicates it’s a structural problem with Sony, and not just one or two developers cutting corners.

I’m gonna have to hard disagree about your first point. The second game in the series was a Nintendo exclusive, and that alone puts it on equal footing with a score of the other guest characters. Metal Gear Solid, Tekken, or King of Fighters are hardly staples of Nintendo.

I feel like anyone holding out hope for Sora in Smash at this point is deluding themselves.  That dream died the second Sephiroth joined the game.  No way is Square going to get *another* DLC slot.

My bad.  But, I mean, the game is over a year old.  Still.. point taken.

The ‘normal’ ending (and the ‘original true ending’) implied that they were more in the deluded stalker category based on the way the boys reacted.  The updated true ending is a bit nicer.

There were two endings in the original version, but they were largely identical except for the line voicing the name of the boss just fought. If you google ‘true ending’ and look for videos from 2019, you’ll see what I mean.

Sometime last year the updated the ‘true ending’ to be a bit less depressing.

Actually, the original secret ending was unchanged from the ‘normal’ ending aside from the boss name being referenced, and that’s what I got when I played it in 2019. They patched it sometime after to get rid of the creepy stalker lines and added in the grabbing food line sometime later (presumably 2020). I checked on…