This article reminded me of T&C Surf Designs Wood & Water Rage.

I, as a stubborn child, kept playing that game hoping to get to an ending.  Whether due to a lack of skill, or a lack of an ending, I never found one.

This is a brand new product of the most narcissistic generation ever.

That’s how I feel about WoW. I keep up with story developments from time to time, but otherwise it’s a fond memory of the past.

I really enjoy FFXIV these days, though.  

The biggest problem with Dragon Age 2 was that it was #2 instead of, like “Dragon Age: Kirkwall City Nights” or something like a side game like a Kingdom Hearts game or something.

If they had just spent a little bit more time making the maps less recycled, and not billed it as a direct sequel to the sprawling Origins,…

By the by, playing Dragon Age the series in the year of 2020 is a pain in the ass if you play to build your world through all three games. Because Dragon Age Keep does not import your choices in your save file at this point. (I’m not crazy, it used to do that, right?)

That means having to pour over the Keep and going…

I didn’t know a Kotaku writer could violate the Geneva convention in a video game, but here we are.

I’m not an expert by any means, but I follow some FGC folks on twitter and I saw a couple of comments & tier lists that Ryu is pretty garbage in SFV for competitive play.

When I read the headline I was thinking “he’s forced to main Ryu in the first game of every match of the next tourney...”

Not only did she do it, but she did it on Proud mode, the highest difficulty.

The only thing that would be harder would be if she did it with like a Level 1 character playthrough.

She’s an absolute gem on Twitch, so I’m happy to see the news of this achievement blowing up.  That fight is no joke.  

Did they just... roadmap their roadmap?

Man, I want to like this game but each successive character design makes it harder and harder.

“Let’s make them look less like comic book characters than even the movies did” said no one ever.

It’s like they’re making a game populated entirely by the movie franchise’s stunt doubles.  

Every time I see an article about Starfox 2 or Starfox 64, I’m reminded just how weird it was that we got Starfox Adventures, about Starfox in a Zelda game.

Oh man, you just opened up a pandora’s box.  This comment is going to monkey paw this into being an election angle, just watch.

This was a fantastic interview, Matt.  Thank you so much for sharing it.  

I stumbled across this thing last year (I am an old) and started (very loosely) looking into it and keeping tabs on it, and from what I can tell it’s not *too* different than streamers who frequently partner up or share an officespace. They all have their own streams, and they live in a house. That means they collab…

> You won’t learn anything. You won’t even try to learn anything.

I learned not to listen to someone who calls themselves a Puddinghead.

Her opinion hurts people. Full stop. It actively hurts people. That is why people are loathe to support her any more.

I feel for these devs who find themselves in this unenviable…

You can use the Kotaku Core tag if you want to avoid articles like this.  The rest of us can hang out here while you wade in the kiddie pool.

I’m not going to say your argument doesn’t have merit, but I do think its worth pointing out that the Avengers, while America-centric as a notion of being an American-made entertainment property, isn’t the most militaristic piece of propaganda in existence. You’re far more likely to run into the military as an antagoni…

The next Duke Nukem needs to star his daughter. Just have a prologue that stars Duke, have him get injured or kidnapped or something, and his daughter saves the day (saving him can be optional).

If someone out there is really insistent on keeping this franchise alive, the only option is to evolve it somehow.