CoffeeSnobbery
CoffeeSnob
CoffeeSnobbery

Honestly, we do not deserve the nomination.

The Knicks have been trying it ever since they got Carmelo. Shit just doesn't work.

Prince William: "I never knew the NBA was socially aware, everyone is doing 'HANDS UP! DON'T SHOOT.'"

Joe: Hey Erika

"Soon...the record will be mine!"

Can't wait till they give that cord an extension.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

As a Sixers fan I feel like a cancer kid about to get my Make-A-Wish when suddenly the Lakers mainline cesium so they can meet John Cena.

Why are we acting like this is only about her touching her 1 year old sister's vagina when she was 7 and not also about emotionally coercing her sister into sleeping in her bed and then masturbating while she sleeps? And about paying her sister in candy to give her long kisses on the lips? And about paying her sister

As a lifetime Jets fan, I can say the Jets don't need any help losing. They do just fine on their own.

"I haven't traveled since I was six!" isn't the hottest fire.

I made it on my own...I made my own style...

McCoy, LeSean - Questionable (tipping)

... Did you just reply to yourself and star your own comment?

First minutes in the game a Captain leaves me with no Health and refuses to kill me saying I'm not worth it. 10 minutes later I shoot a arrow in his head before he gets the chance to see me. 10/10 - Would shoot the arrow of vengence again.

Next up for FC Santa Claus, a midweek friendly vs Manchester United.

I'm not surprised. Most false flags are Muslim related.

Cold Brew should at or near the top. I think anyone who disagrees doesn't understand what cold brew is.

"Hi, I'd like to order a trendy espresso drink with an Italian-sounding name so that I can feel fancy, but I'm a big ol' wussbag, so can you add some fuggin' water to it?"