Hopefully he'll Seymour chances in the future.

Can't Stoppel, Won't Stoppel

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole!

Kristin: Hi hun, how'd the game go tonight?

I would anticipate a 1-game suspension because a child is about half the size of a woman.

Oh man, this makes the GIF so much funnier.

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

Ugh, no one cares what you think, you're not even real for gods sake!

The smell of a lit Blount rang the alarm Bell for the cop.

Do it. Make that Mo'ne while you can.

Oh my bad, it was unclear the point you were making. Slap me silly with a wet fish.

27 = killings of police officers by criminals

Strange name, that "Gofuh Kyorself".

She said no, but when you're wearing the new Beats by Dre Studio Wireless headphones with adaptive noise-cancelling technology, you hear what you want.

7 game winning streaks are always the best time to protest your team's ineptitude

After the second injury, he also likes to call Derrick Rose "Done Done".

​Ask Dr. Nerdlove: How Do I Ask Out The GameStop Girl?

Durant: Sir, are you alright? This looks like it's broken. You should go to a doctor.

"Hell of a carry."

Well, no shit there were so many crashes. The stupid Russians only finished building half the pipe.