BoC: Excuse me, waiter, I'll have an Arnold Palmer.

...not all man holes are always covered

Call me when you've attempted to purchase private health insurance as a former NFL player. Let me know how that works out for you.

Tony Hawk's NYC Pro Skater

I cannot believe Tzatziki isn't winning against fucking Ranch. Sort your shit out, people!

The new head gear has been even less popular among players.

It's a remarkable accomplishment for a remarkable young man and a testimony to the incredible advances that technology and modern medicine have made. That being said, I'm still rather unclear about how a guy in his condition will be able to deliver babies.

Kidd felt right at home in a country where everyone drives on the wrong side of the road.

God, Wenger just can't help but slap an Arsenal kit on every Kidd he sees, can he?

Don't worry, there is still nothing more stereotypically hipsterish than having moronic opinions about what sports are acceptable for people to say they enjoy. You are secure in your position.

A guy in an Arsenal kit saying "I like Adebayor" is all the evidence we need that the people being interviewed have no idea what's going on.

I have a better solution:

the ability to play games via a streaming services takes away from playing games? what.

Coach Woodson: I know you're hurt and we suck, Melo, but you should probably try to watch us play.

Tampa Bay Rowdies, dammit.

I am well aware that Greg is an Arsenal fan (as am I), but I was wondering if any of you guys support a soccer team and why?

[A] 25-yard strike into double coverage isn't a typical third-and-inches call.

Game: Deus Ex: Human Revolution