Or you dress them like their sibling, so if you lose one, you can point to the other and say, I'm looking for a kid who looks like this, but taller/ shorter.

I'll see your Kashmir and raise you Space Oddity.

For god's sake, cover up!

As someone who was bullied, I don't actually know what the adults could've done to stop it. No one was allowed to beat anyone up, or name call and social media didn't exist. But the adults couldn't legislate friendship. My parents put me in lots of activities away from school and my neighbourhood, and eventually I…

Oh I agree, management didn't handle any of this properly. We're not going to agree on this, but I stand by my original point: if the invitation isn't for everyone, for any reason, it's organized away from the office. If it's discussed at the office, planned at the office and happens in the building, everyone gets the…

I don't know what a summon is, but I can totally picture this

While it's very true that no one is owed an invite, my experience has been that any event organized even marginally in the office creates drama unless it's an open invite to the whole group or unit or whatever. People will self-select for what they want to attend. Nothing turns a group of adults into grade-schoolers…

I'm saying I've never had fried chicken, so you're on your own ;)

I'm vegetarian.

I've learned at the office that either everyone does, or everyone doesn't. Drama always ensues, whether it's a potluck, a shower, or a birthday that happens onsite, but isn't a general invite. Dude was an immature ass-wipe, and the manager should've shut down the racist menu idea immediately, but if you want to have…

Done.

If only you had thought of putting garlic with your shirts in the wash...

I'd be confused by the multicoloured boobs. Also, that's a very safe sex party.

Parents are so weird.

I can relate. I started to convince myself my dad was really a werewolf because I could hear him snoring at night.

I never handed in projects on time, so to avoid 'fessing up to not having anything to hand in, I stole Ipecac from the medicine cabinet and then took it at school so I could puke and go home. It was pretty spectacular. I don't recommend it. I didn't quite make it to the washroom, so I chucked my cheerios in the…

I scandalized my neighbourhood by going shirtless at the playground. It was a hot day, all the little boys took their shirts off, and I couldn't see any difference between my chest and theirs. In the interests of equality and girl power I took my shirt off too, and then argued my point with all the baby pearl…

When I was around 3, my dad found me arranging my fischer price people around a little table, with one of them on the table as the buffet. So he dusted off the turntable and played me The Reluctant Cannibal song by Flanders & Swann.

What happened?

I don't know if this is "cute," but me and my friends used to prank drivers by putting a line of dirt across the road to make it look like a ditch. Then we would lie in wait in the trees by the road so when the cars slowed down we could shoot at them with our homemade clothespin guns. Amazingly, no one ever marched us…