When you step out and look at the big picture (Group of Death, losing Altidore early in the first game, Dempsey and Jones playing with broken noses, playing all four games in hot and humid conditions, and Klinsmann at one point admitting that he was looking ahead to building for 2018), the Yanks really did exceed…

a. Really? How does a great central midfielder run a team with no ball control?

Jesus. It's almost midnight and you've pulled me in.

Incredibly educated people do not know every single thing on the planet. But you appear to be defensive about an innocuous statement doubting self-reported events. So that tells me about you. I stand by what I said. You can spin data anyway you want to given the correct circumstances.

Yeah, but hes been shot 7 more times than she has.

He completely bolstered his wonky image and seemed like much less of a robo pol. I don't think it's gonna hurt him at all.

Will this be enough to last you till your birthday/Christmas? I can get more. I know a guy...

Hahahahaha!!! Not cool, but that would've been amazing. Plus it would've meant more time with my awesome grandpa. :)

BUT I ALREADY BOUGHT YOU A BRUTE GIFT PACK! IT COMES WITH ITS OWN TIE.

Thank you for your tireless dedication to journalism, sir.

I def understand people being skeptical post Watch Dogs. At the same time, Watch Dogs was a game that was released on two different generations of hardware—this game isn't, which makes it easier for me to give it the benefit of the doubt. I think I'm pretty clear on the fact I think this is impressive in one specific…

I don't waste my smiles on people I haven't fucked at least twice.

Yeah, because it's not like the previous game was the best franchise entry in a decade or anything.

anyone who's masturbated after doing too much cocaine knows extended contraction of muscles + dehydration is a sure shot to muscle cramps

She reminds me of a rattlesnake or something. Mean eyes, flared nostrils, photographed mid-hiss

The eyes on your eyelids are terrifying. Its kind of like:

Thank god, from the headline, I assumed the girl was pleasuring herself with the spinning end of the mixer.

I'd say he should play Watch_Dogs...but he plays that already with the NSA

you sound like such a fun, happy person.