Huh? All but two of my bosses and every single CEO I’ve ever worked under has been a woman. They all mostly rocked. Stop acting like the victim, you fucking slacker.

Kesha takes too many pills.

Top secret insider fact: EVERY piece of keyart is a fucking body double. The photo editors just head strip the celeb’s face onto a body that’s making the right pose. It has nothing to do with vanity or trying to fool anybody. It’s literally more convenient to do it that way because the celeb’s time is worth $$$$ so…

Oh, come on. You do know. You would photoshop the shit out of every single one. And when the paparazzi took a shitty one and threw it up on the front page of Daily Mail, you’d throw a fucking tantrum.

This isn’t about moving people. It’s more about moving freight. With this setup, you could move freight from San Pedro (main shipping hub) to Las Vegas (main freight hub) in less than an hour.

Shhhhhh! People like to be offended about everything even when it’s nothing.

Wait. Isn’t every goddamned Transformer made in China?! What’s the problem?

Does anybody else find it off-putting for a 50 year old woman to act like an 8 year old? I think it’s creepy.

Can we all finally admit that NYC sucks?

All religious (and “spiritual knowitalls”) are fucking cunts.

That’s allowed. Well-played, sensei!

Aw well, fuck it. Shit’s gone downhill since they got rid of the gold stars anyway. Nothing lasts forever!

Italians acting like spoiled, whiney little girls? Say it ain’t so!

I have 61 followers and I’m ok with that, dammit.

The Power of K compels you!!

Hellz yeah. Wish I could get all these into one cool collection.

Not quite sure how posing as a sex worker really helps her cause, but ok.

Ashley Graham is hot (and haute) as fuck. Everybody shut up.

You can literally take them back to the store you bought them at (they provide free bags for this purpose), or mail them in.

That’s stupid. New Yorkers are fucking soft these days. I blame helicopter parents.