Me too! Plus, I never realized I had the hots for her until recently.

Are you thinking of the Sparrow? This was something that some idiot tried to get people to buy back in 1999/2000 during the first tech bubble in San Francisco.

This collection is really beautiful and luxurious. Bravo!

Who knew train nerds were so fucking rich? Not I.

Review:

Wasn’t this dickhole supposed to leave the country? Why is he still around?

This collection is delicious. Love, love, love.

COCAINE, bitches!

You just need to soak them. Usually overnight.

Hell yes, there are. Glad I could help!! :-)

Really? It would really turn me on to see your girl watching porn and masturbating.

This guy has way too much time on his hands.

I was at a wedding once and an In & Out truck showed up about 2 hours into the reception. Fuck yes.

Not likely. Peg Yorkin might, though.

Greek wine? No.

“We left an extra large tip because screw that guy and his pot pie.”

That Barbie definitely smells like weed.

It’s funny. I’ve always called everybody “sir” or “ma’am”. Even people who are younger than me. Never thought much about it.

You’re 27! What the hell do you know about it, you old crone!

Why’s it gotta be “white dudes’” tears?