Nikki who?

Same thing happened to me with Highlander recently. I LOVED that movie when I was a kid. I thought it was the coolest thing ever.

You know what’s even less romantic than a prenup? Having your asshole ex steal half of your money when you inevitably break up.

Looks like this guy was right...

True. :-)

Gross.

Ok, first of all, Double Stuff is disgusting unless you’re 6 years old. The cookie to filling ratio is just stupid. Secondly, Oreo Things are fucking awesome. My mother in law bought a package and I was laughing at her until I ate one. Amazing.

Jesus. What are you feeding that kid? Lay off the processed food and they won’t smell so bad.

Nobody’s played Zelda since Ocarina of Time. Duh.

And if they did, they probably had a 28k modem attached to the one and only landline in the house. Which meant whenever they were online, the phone was busy.

“Red Head” is my favorite porn category.

Not on the Public’s dime, though, idiot.

I hope somebody kicks this guy’s teeth in.

I’m sure he’s been gaming the insurance system for years. Oh, and selling people lots of cosmetic shit they don’t actually need.

I wish I could have been in the room when the poor corporate guy from IHOP opened the scathing complaint letter wondering why they’re selling dolphin in their Ft. Lauderdale restaurant. The flurry of activity in the legal department would have been fun to witness.

I watched the show last night and thought it was beautifully done. Caitlyn is awesome. I couldn’t help thinking that Kim K. was only being supportive so she could get camera time, though. And Kanye is such a weird little awkward man. But fuck it. It’s not about them. I hope the producers use less and less of the…

As Ol’ Abe once said, “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.”

It’s also great in protein shakes blended with veggies and fruit.

Still better than disgusting cow secretions.

Except for that little fact of “keeping your job”.