Wait, ROB PARKER has a fucking Hall of Fame vote and Vin Scully does not?

Arabs just can't resist buying expensive shit and showing it off as soon as they get some money.

This certainly defies the Teamster mantra of "Nobody works, nobody gets hurt".

Dear Mr. Morelli:

Big thanks to Michael Irving for trying to complete each phrase as they're being said like he's solving goddamn Wheel of Fortune.

Pictured: A better playoff quarterback than Andy Dalton

Also important is defensive back Keanu Neal's slightly blurry

That's more of a white player possession receiver-type move.

"How else are you supposed to start it?"

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

Well, I think the implication would be that the Cardinals would cut him unless someone really wants to pay that much for him (which is unlikely, I think he's still really good and I would love him on my team, but he's not a #1 WR anymore). If Belichick doesn't want to risk him signing, I'm sure they could offer one of…

And some SEC poon at that. Good job, nerd tree.

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Did not know that. From his stand up or a tv bit? Either way I'm feeling like Cartman licking up Scott Tenorman tears.

You say somehow, as if will take the stars aligning. Its going to be simpler than that...he'll want to go there and the Patriots will welcome him.

To quote my friend Nick, this is schadenfreude so thick and rich you can drizzle it over pancakes.

Good to see Fisher finally bring the authority when it counts: on the field, in Winston's final game, and one that is out of reach.

I won't be content until Winston is taken off the field in handcuffs.

Glorious Tom Brady just created 24 mil in cap space for us. This has collusion written all over it....but I don't care.