You are assuming that if Jameis hears someone tell him "no" that he will listen.

Adrian, Ray, please note the fists do not come in contact with the child or woman.

Mark Sanchez just found his dream center.

Is it possible to bet on Wonderlic scores? Because I'd like to take the under on this one.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

Yeah, yeah. We get it, Jameis. That's going to happen regardless of what she says but part of the deal is you also not talking about it.

The incumbent needs to go. In Buffalo, if you can't get it done in four years, it's never gonna happen.

Hey @tweetsfromsandy...how do you explain that sign/shirts?

A good way to explain that banner BTW

Yeah Rutgers should definitely feel bad for mocking the University that condoned child molestation and continues to pretend their sainted JoePa was not involved...

Penn state fans very concerned about protecting children, suddenly.

Hermann went on to say that "those slapping sounds you hear are us disciplining our fans."

I'll write next May's headline for you guys now: "White Sox Pitcher Chris Sale Suffers Injury to Throwing Elbow, Will Need Tommy John"

"Now, that was NOT my fault."

The best thing that happens to the Redskins is RG3 going out. 41-10 today no better proof.

I feel terrible for the Redskins, they just can't catch a break. Though maybe it'll be easier now that RG III isn't throwing them.

In unrelated campus news, the University of Iowa Police have closed the theft case long plaguing the sugar cube stash at the staff coffee service.

Just a guess, but maybe because she kept trying to eat carrots out of everyone's hands?

Reverse this and "hate crime" follows the charges.

As an attorney and prosecutor by profession, bar fights are generally disastrous cases to try - intoxication, provocation, self defense issues, etc. We dream about surveillance footage like this. If this is my case, I'm dropping the hammer on this moron.